Testimony

It's true, ladies and gentlemen. I mean, I wasn't sure I believed it. I will admit that I was pretty skeptical at first. But it's true.

DQ^TM Cheeseburgers are, in fact, so ridiculously delicious that they may be the best Cheeseburger in town.

THEY JUST MAY BE.

The only problem I had with the one I consumed yesterday was pacing myself. Cause frankly, sometimes I just want to shove the entire thing in my mouth and chew.

Oh, that's a lie. The other problem was the classic debate that happens each time I get a Cheeseburger and still have room in my tummy afterwards: Do I go for dessert, or get another Cheeseburger?

Fact

Cheeseburgers bring people closer together.

It's true, all. Read this and you'll see.

(winks and waves to TTD)

Commercial

You know that Dairy Queen^TM commercial?

The one that starts off with two chocolate dipped cones that turn into Cheeseburgers?

That commercial makes my toes curl. For real.

On the message board

On my message board at work, now:

Updated from the other day.

(Pssst. Don't know who AAFRHG is? Click here.)

I insist.

Cheeseburgers are a vegetable.