When Cheeseburgers call

I have a new nickname.

Him - Heya, Cheeseburger.
Me - Hi. I gotta go.
Him - Oh?
Me - You just reminded me.
Him - Of...
Me - Cheeseburgers, you ninny. I haven't had one in days. I'll call you later.

My new nickname is dangerous.

Pretty soon this sentence will be more impressive

Perpetuating the Cheeseburgers Conviction since 2005.

I strongly suspect...

... that I may have been a Cheeseburger in another life.

Definition

Definition of restraint*

NOT eating a Cheeseburger, when Jenn is enjoying one delicious, cheesy, gooey cheeseburger right in front of you.




*Only possible if you know you're going to be enjoying a Cheeseburger and orange drink yourself later on.

Death by Cheeseburger.

That's right, I said Death by Cheesebuger. I mean it. I can't think of a better way to go.

And I'm not the only one. Cool, eh?

Tally

Since starting this Cheeseburgers Blog

94 Cheeseburgers-related conversations
15 17 21 Cheeseburgers eaten by persons not myself, that I know of, as direct result of Cheeseburgers-related conversations


I think that can be termed "success."

I just don't.

If loving Cheeseburgers this much is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Therese vs. Cheeseburger

It was a cheeseburger day. CBD.
About mid-cheeseburger, I realized, with horror, that I... (breath catches)
I... (bites lip)
That I... (looks up)
I was ... (sob)
... no longer hungry.
Don't judge me.


I stared at it, in panic.
I looked up at Jenn.
I looked at it. Beautiful, beautiful cheeseburger.
It looked at me.
Then, she looked at me, with a peculiar look on her face.
I looked back at Jenn with panic.
She said, rightly so, "Why are you snaking on fries, when there is a half eaten cheeseburger in front of you!"

Well, that snapped me out of it, dear readers.

Guess who won.

Go on. Guess.

(wipes mouth with a smirk)

Dream job

To be a giant Cheeseburger.

I used to want to be a giant dancing cake, cause it looked like fun, (Derek just couldn't understand that, even though Naomi did, and wanted to be a giant dancing taco herself), but now? Now, I want to be a giant dancing cheeseburger.

I think they'd give you free cheeseburgers. And if there's anything better than cheeseburgers... it's free cheeseburgers.

If only...

If only Cheeseburgers grew on trees. I'd plant a row of Cheeseburger trees. Maybe even have a Cheeseburger tree plantation.

(daydreams)

Wow.

Poetry in motion

Now in pictoral form.

Slogans

Cheeseburgers. They're what you want. Wait, no. They're what I want. I want a cheeseburger. Give me a cheeseburger.

Cheeseburgers. Ultimate and supreme happiness in drippy, drippy sandwich form.

Cheeseburgers. They make everything better.

Cheeseburgers are the new black.

A Cheeseburgers Poem

Cheeseburgers, cheeseburgers
How lovely thou art
Cheeseburgers, cheeseburgers
Make me so smart
Cheeseburgers, cheeseburgers
Tasting so sweet
Cheeseburgers, cheeseburgers
Anything but neat

Cheeseburgers, cheeseburgers
Oh so very cheesy
Cheeseburgers, cheeseburgers
Make me seem greedy
Cheeseburgers, cheeseburgers
You are soooooo yummy
Cheeseburgers, cheeseburgers
Get into my tummy!

Serious about Cheeseburgers

Hi.

Me again.

Just posting here because I wanted to let whoever stumbles by here that YES. I am SERIOUS. about CHEESEBURGERS.

Because cheeseburgers, accompanied with a nice orange drink, are the best thing anyone ever thought of.

And I love my roommate for saying she'd take meat out of the freezer for me.

Cheeseburgers, here I come. Yum.

Top Places to get a Cheeseburger

1. the bbq. homemade cheesey cheesey Cheeseburgers. you can put more cheese than others do here. and melt it. and ooooh Cheeseburgers are good.
2. harv's. greasy, greasy Harvey's. oh, harv's, you make the best Cheeseburgers.
3. the cafeteria up at the student union building on campus. the only thing wrong with their Cheeseburgers is the bread. kaiser, you see. it's just too much bread. not enough Cheeseburger.
4. mcdonald's. mickey d's is disgusting in every single way possible, yet still, manage to make very, very delicious Cheeseburgers.

Things I love as much as I love Cheeseburgers

1. lists
2. shoes
3. cheese
4. adding more blogs to my blog list (I am up to 20, baby)
5. more Cheeseburgers

Cheeseburgers. Yum.

Need I really say more?